Review: Wiznerds - A TTRPG for lovers of chaos

I love chaos. Specifically I love the chaos factor of any tabletop game. This is the game's ability to pull sharply at the rudder in unexpected and sometimes catastrophic ways. It is always just as entertaining to me when things go magnificently wrong, as when they are serendipitously fortuitous. My favourite games are always those that leave players constantly on edge no matter how carefully they have planned their moves and the game I am reviewing today is a master at this.

Wiz-Nerds by Michael "Wheels" Whelan from Just for Fun is a TTRPG in which players take on the roles of bright-eyed first-year students at Ibus Engleberry's School for Aspiring Wizards (IeSAW). However, before they can even get started learning simple spells, something at the whim of the GM will have gone terribly wrong and our unlucky characters must use their introductory spell books to save the day. The catch? They don't know what any of the spells actually do!

All players are equipped with three columns of bizarre words. Each word represents either an Aspect, Form, or Target relating to the spell, meaning that combinations of words work together to make surprising results. Players will need to ascertain what each word actually means through good old fashioned trial and error. Whenever the players want to do an action that can be considered challenging or dangerous they have the choice to roll for it or cast a spell, but from our experience the dice will be left almost untouched as it is far more exciting to shout out three magic words and see what happens!

Of course, the sensible thing to do would be to carefully find a quiet corner and experiment with the words methodically until you have a good grasp of the spells needed to save the day, but really who has the time for that when some bad guys are after the mystical MacGuffin!? No, the only way forward is to run in blind and figure things out as they go.

This is a beautifully simple and silly game that requires little preparation from the GM and players, in fact it is advisable not to keep too firm a grasp on any of the story as it will undoubtedly be wrenched from your hands the first time a player accidentally turns a vital NPC inside out with poorly timed spell experimentation.

The format of this game works well in person or online and can be stretched or shrunk to fit almost any time requirement. Available on itch.io on a "name your price" basis, I cannot recommend this game enough and Whelan could easily be asking for a fixed price.

If you are looking for something with a healthy dose of chaos and silliness for your next one-shot RPG session, you could do a lot worse than getting over to itch.io and grabbing a PDF of Wiz-Nerds.

Review: Tiny Epic Defenders - Tower of Terror

I am a huge fan of Scott Almes's Tiny Epic series. I think the man is a genius when it comes to condensing genres that typically span entire weekends and take up multiple tables into sweet little 1-2 hour experiences. Whilst they will never fully live up to the in-depth, crunchy nature of some of their larger cousins, I think they pay wonderful homage to the themes and make them far more friendly to the average table top or cafe. Furthermore, Almes always takes time to ensure there is a suitable single player mode built into the games wherever they will work well. 

I recently got hold of a copy of first edition Tiny Epic Defenders and quite unexpectedly it rose to be one of my favourite quick games. When it comes to condensing a genre, tower defense, into a short, cafe friendly experience, Almes really hit it out of the park with this one. Whilst all Tiny Epic games are relatively low complexity, games such as Tiny Epic Dungeons can often get slowed down by a rule book so thorough that you'd be convinced it cane in a much bigger box. This is not the case with Tiny Epic Defenders. All mechanics have been boiled down into such a neat package the rule book is only a few pages long and can be digested easily right before the first game.

Defenders, is a cooperative experience for 1-4 players, who take on the role of heroes drawn from classic fantasy stock; orcs, elves, skeletons, mages, knights. Each of these heroes come with their own unique special ability, though not all are created equal, allowing for future challenges if you find yourself cracking the formula for success (if you know it, please let me know).

The turn system relies on a deck of cards that are shuffled and drawn one at a time. This deck contains both enemy and player turns meaning each round is luck of the draw when each player is able to take their alloted 3 actions. This helps to keep players feeling as though they are having to play reactively and flexibly in order to keep on top of the hordes of enemies.

Enemy cards target specific areas of the kingdom, which will cause the threat in that region to rise. Should the threat level ever rise to critical point, the region is considered lost and the location bonus action will be unavailable for the rest of the game, plus any future attacks to their region will instead be directed at the capital city. Of course, should the capital city fall it's game over. Players can position their characters in locations and defend them against the onslaught by taking damage rather than raising the threat level of the region. 

Each round of the game adds further enemies to the turn deck, meaning the waves of enemies get more ferocious as the game progresses, culminating in the arrival of a boss enemy. These large monsters require slaying for the game to be considered complete, all while constantly maintaining defense against the unceasing onslaught.

TE Defenders offers a very polished experience without an ounce of fat on it. It takes up very little table space and perfectly encapsulates the tower defense genre into a very small box and quick experience. Of course, this will probably fall short when you are after something to really get your teeth into, but for what it is, it is a very impressive little game.; 

Also in my collection but as of yet untested is the TE Defenders expansion: Defenders Dark War, which expands on the available characters and final bosses, plus the need to defend caravans of refugees fleeing the various realms of the kingdom. Dark War also introduces the Tiny Epic staple gimmick ITEMeeples, small meeple figures that are able to hold even smaller weapons. Ultimately these don't add anything to the actual game play but they are quite cute. Sadly, I have a first edition copy of Defenders, meaning I only have the regular meeples that cannot hold items. If I cared that much I could easily borrow the ITEMeeples from TE Zombies, but I just don't think I'm that bothered.

All in all, TE Defenders is a solid edition to the TE collection and stands out for how neat of an experience it is.

Preview: Adventures in Ankh-Morpork - A Discworld TTRPG

Fans of the Disc rejoice! A Discworld RPG, Adventures in Ankh-Morpork, by Mordiphius Entertainment, will be launching soon on Kickstarter, and there is already a Quick Start Guide available to give players a little taste of what to expect from the final game! A number of Actual Plays are also starting to appear on YouTube, showcasing entertaining and immersive gameplay.

With an impressive list of credits, this game is already showing an fantastic level of detail and a deep love and respect of the Discworld as penned by the late Sir Terry Pratchett.

"A city like Ankh-Morpork was only two meals away from chaos at the best of times."

The Kickstarter page promises the game will catapult players into "the streets of The Big Wahoonie... Using a brand new, original rules system, Discworld: Adventures in Ankh-Morpork will have you playing pun-filled sessions of misadventure on the streets of its titular city."

With a meaty 45 page Quick Start session, art by none other than Discworld veteren artist Paul Kidby, pre-generated characters, and a unique scenario "Up In Smoke" complete with an impressive number of locations and NPCs, already there feels like more than enough to excite the interests of Pratchett fans.

The core mechanics of the game are interesting and feel like a fresh take on what is often a D20-heavy marketplace. The creators have focused the system on two core premises:

1. The Disc has a story it wants to tell, and left alone will spin on much as it has always done.
2. The players want to change this story to one more to their liking.

In this vein, the players will compete for a mysterious element known only as Narritivium through dice roles in direct competition with the DM (Discword Master). The DM will roll a D8 against the players whenever a skill check is made and the highest roll wins. However, what dice the player is allowed to use will be dictated by the DM based on the player's given reasons as to why they are particularly skilled at doing that action. 

For example, a Troll trying to force open a door would likely be granted a D12 (the highest permitted) as they have the beneficial trait of being, well, a Troll. The DM will only ever use a D8, meaning the player is granted more or less chance of winning depending on what die they are permitted to use. Of course other players can also step in to help with an action and also make a roll, giving the first player the option of choosing which roll to use, much like advantage works in DnD. 

What is particularly interesting is that Adventures in Ankh-Morpork has been designed as a "palette cleanser" for players between epic campaigns. As such, the game is recommended to be run as a single 3-4 hour adventure. Of course the full release will include some advice on how to extend this to a longer run, but the core mechanics of the game will have been designed for short-run, or one-off adventures. 

Furthermore, combat has been omitted entirely from the rules system, encouraging players to engage more with the tone, characters, world, and story. The pre-generated characters for the Quick Start scenario do not have health points but the rules state that DMs should feel free to give players a Brush With Death, provided THEY TALK LIKE THIS. 

We are very excited to follow the progress of this game through its development and Kickstarter campaign. There is clearly so much love given to the source material and with this level of care and reverence it is bound to please both new and experienced Discworld fans. 

Review: Altered TCG - The new TCG on the block

The Trading Card Game market place has never been more crowded. Every year more and more try to make a name for themselves in the table top world, but is there still room for improvement? Are there still mechanics and gimmicks left to tap?

Altered TCG from Equinox released its first wave of cards and starter decks last month and is already making small waves in the table top community with some unique play aspects and digital synergy. But does it have what it takes to shoulder its way into the room full of big names like Magic: The Gathering, Pokemon, and the One Piece Card Game?

Fantasy with Fathoms

Altered takes place in a brand new, colourful fantasy world that blends modernity with historical myths and legends. The lore set out on the official website is already showing impressive depth with plenty of room for growth in future releases. The central premise is around a cataclysmic event known in game as the Confluence, a magical storm that merged the imaginary world and ours. A few communities managed to weather this storm and have laid the foundations of a new civilisation in a land known as Asgartha. Once peace and prosperity was secured, humanity has stepped up to venture beyond the frontiers. The six leading factions, one of whom you will choose to play as, each chose a hero and their companion to lead an expedition into the Tumult, a remnant of the Confluence that mutates everything in its wake.

I could go on, but I do recommend taking time to read into this origin story as it makes the game feel very much alive and relevant.

With talk of peace and prosperity, heroes and adventure, you would think that there isn't much call for players to be facing each other in combat, and you would be correct. Altered has chosen to move away from the traditional dueling nature of TCGs and instead centers its game play around the concept of a race to explore the Tumult and the weird happenings within. Of course, there's always some space for some underhanded tactics and sportsmanlike competition (fans of screwing over your competition would do well to start with the Yzmir deck). 

Fantasy with Feeling

There is already an emerging plethora of how-to-play videos up on YouTube so I won't go into full details of how the game works in this review (as a quick aside I will say that some of these videos make the game sound far more complicated that it is. I recommend the learn-by-playing approach with this one), so I will instead skip to my thoughts on the game itself. But in short, players use cards to support two different expeditions, with the aim of having them meet somewhere along the shared adventure track before their opponents'. Cards are played, discarded, reserved, played again, until eventually the surviving cards are compared in what could unfavourably be described as a Top Trumps stat-off.

Firstly, I would like to praise the artwork by Max Fiévé and Ting-Yun Yu. Whoever first described soccer as "the beautiful game" had never seen Altered and it shows. Each of the starter decks showcases a beautiful colour palette and pitch perfect theme. I guarantee that there will be a fair few beginners picking up the game just for the aesthetic alone of the Star Wars-esque Axiom, or the vibrant, punky Lyra decks.  Sadly the one major flaw to the artwork covering these cards is also the start of the next interesting point to make. Each card carries a fairly prominent QR code ("Kids love QR codes" - ed.) which does draw the eye away from the stunning craft put into their design.

These QR codes are the primary way that Altered is trying to slide into the marketplace. Each card printed contains a unique code that, when scanned using the app, creates a digital copy of the card, which only you own, thus creating a digital collection accessible at any time. This app-based collection allows players to build new decks, buy new cards, sell and trade with only a few clicks. Plus for a relatively small fee physical copies of all your scanned cards can be ordered directly from the factory in a language of your choice.

Fantasy with Farsight

Needless to say, this is huge. This is a massive step away from the traditional economy of TCGs which tend to rely on manufactured scarcity to inflate prices to sometimes ridiculous proportions. By creating a system that allows a player to order an infinite number of even the rarest cards, Equinox have stuck two fingers up at the "pay to win" mechanic too often seen on our table tops. By creating a system of openness in this way, players can take their minds away from the value of cards, or protecting them in bullet proof coating, and focus on the strategy of the game itself. Dropped your super-rare Robin Hood Ordis card into a bowl of soup? Not to worry. Provided you scanned it into your digital collection, you can order another with the click of a button.

Of course, this will no doubt enrage people who take pride in owning thair black lotuses and one rings, but to be honest, they have their space. Altered is here for those of us who want an ultra-inclusive experience.

Now on to the game play itself and a small disclaimer. I am relatively new to the TCG world. Though I have played table top games for many years, I've traditionally given TCGs a wide birth because of the economy of constant consumption and growth they seem to engender. However, recently I was persuaded to try Disney's Lorcana by Ravensburger and I haven't looked back. I am in possession of far too many cards and am thoroughly engrossed in how different colour combinations create wildly different play styles. Therefore, as I am relatively new to this aspect of table top, I cannot make many comparisons to existing game mechanics.

As a newbie, I have fallen quickly in love with the game play loop of Altered. I enjoy how quickly it encourages players to cycle through cards much like a deck-building game. The tactile element of drawing, playing, discarding, drawing, satisfies some deep part of my psyche that gets bored very quickly. On the face of it, reading of how the game takes place over numerous phases, named for times of day and night, and how within these phases each player takes an amount of turns based on what they are able to afford, it all makes the game sound needlessly complicated. However, after two rounds we found ourselves settling comfortably into the cycle and respecting the game's natural rhythm. 

Fantasy with Future

We have tried three different starter decks: Axiom, Lyra, and Yzmir. While in comparison to Lorcana it might feel like there is less option to create unique decks, as factions cannot be blended together, in actuality the factions behave so wildly different from each other I found myself feeling the character of each deck much faster that Lorcana, which I found took a few games to really understand how they wanted to be played.

We played a total of 4 games using the 3 different decks (I lost every time, but still enjoyed it... honest - ed.) and have already come to love how the Axiom deck thrives by swarming the field with robotic creatures, how the Yzimir deck is just plain cool and focuses on forcing its opponents to discard their hard-earned cards, how the Lyra deck throws caution to the wind and uses chance via dice rolling to encourage players to just "do it and be a legend". Each play style is entertaining and once the player gains a feel for how they should handle each deck, the experience becomes smooth and silk and ten times more enjoyable (more enjoyable than silk? - ed.).

The primary criticism I heave heard of Altered so far is that it doesn't do enough to make itself stand out in a very competitive field, and although I can see the game never quite meeting the lofty heights of MTG or Yu-Gi-Oh!, I believe it will create a strong and faithful fan base of people looking to move away from the some of the more impenetrable TCG characteristics.

I believe Altered is here to stay, and I look forward to seeing the game grow.

Chaos is a (Snakes and) Ladder: 5 chaotic games for all you lil' goblins

Last year Oxford English Dictionary declared Goblin Mode as Word of the Year. This, on the face of it, was a joyous occasion for all the Lil' Goblins out there. Until the OED stated what their chosen definition of the phrase was:

Goblin Mode (Noun): The behaviour of someone who wants to feel comfortable and do and eat whatever they want, not caring about trying to be clean, healthy or attractive, or about pleasing or impressing other people.

As an honorary member of the Goblin Contingent of the Hand Limit board game group, I can only begin to describe the frustration of my goblin comrades at this unworthy definition. Sure goblins may occasionally shun hygiene standards, sure they might survive for days on a diet of cereal and gummy worms, and sure they might sometimes present themselves in a way that doesn't comply with society's standards of beauty, but this is all part of a wider shunning of societal expectations and pressures in favour of running wildly off into the woods to worship an interesting looking mushroom, or eat a loaf of bread right out of the bag. It is so much more than the desire for comfort!

Goblins are emerging from the desire for chaos to replace late-stage capitalism. We all have an inherent desire to rid ourselves of the shackles of oppressive standards and embrace the chaos of the natural world. 

So, for all you Lil' Goblins out there, here's 5 table top games that will help you embrace the chaos and unleash your inner goblin.

Happy Salmon, Ken Gruhl et al. Exploding Kittens

3-6 Players (3-12 with 2 sets). 2 minutes.

When considering chaos, Happy Salmon is a force to be reckoned with. I find it hard to believe this was something that someone designed, rather than being discovered as a forgotten artefact of the big bang itself, forged from pure chaos.

It's a chaotic game, is what I'm getting at here.

This turn-less card game gives the simple objective of being the first one to rid yourself of all your cards, like Uno. Unlike Uno however, the only way to discard a card is to complete one of 5 possible actions that the cards show (pound it, high-five, switcheroo, or Happy Salmon), with someone else around the table who is also trying to complete the same action.

All players talk over each other with increasing volume and speed, arms flail wildly, cards are thrown aside, then someone slams the table to announce they've depleted their deck mere seconds before anyone else. This all happens within the space of about 30 seconds to a minute.

As party games go, it is the most adrenaline I have ever experienced from one deck of cards, and for a very reasonable price it is a must have to anyone looking for an energetic and age-accessible game. A single pack will allow up to 6 players but buying both colour variations can allow up to 12, though a game of that size may need to come with a health warning.

If you are lucky enough to get your hands on an original version of the game it comes in a neoprene, fish-shaped bag. It's worth the money.

Cheating Moth, Emely Brand & Lukas Brand. Drei Magier Spiel.

3-5 Players. 30 minutes.

What could be more chaotic than a game that encourages, neigh requires, cheating to win?

At it's base level, Cheating Moth is another simple card game in the vein of Uno. First person to rid themselves of all their cards wins. Players take it in turns to play numerical cards into a central pile that value one higher or lower than the last card played. There are also cards that trigger certain effects, like the spider card that allows a player to give one of their cards to another, or the mosquito that punishes the last player to slap it with more cards into their hand.

Oh and did I mention that it's totally fine if you want to just ditch cards beneath the table, up your sleeve, or maybe into a friend's packet of crisps?

Here we see the cheating of cheating moth. Within certain parameters, players are allowed to dispose of cards however they see fit provided they can get away without being seen by the "Guard Bug", a random player who may not cheat but must keep an eye out for players who are. If they successfully catch a player cheating, the cheater becomes the Guard Bug, until someone manages to spirit away their entire hand.

Cheating is essential. The eponymous Cheating Moth card may only be removed from your hand through cheating. It cannot be played legally. 

This is another incredibly simple game that is filled with chaos as cards are slipped into pot plants, spun across the room right beneath an unsuspecting Guard Bug's nose, or someone stands up at the end of the game to reveal quite how many cards they were hiding up their top.

When you realise quite how sleight your friends' sleight-of-hand can be, you'll find it hard to look at them the same way again!

Wiz-Nerds - TTRPG, Michael Whelan. Available on itch.io.

1+ Players, 1 GM. 2-3 Hours (chaos depending).

We've all been there. You've just joined a Wizarding School but within 30 minutes of your first day everything goes wrong. Maybe the school is invaded by goblins? Perhaps a time-hole has opened up in the third floor corridor and dinosaurs are getting all over everything? Or maybe something much better? However it plays out, it is up to the gang of plucky first-years to save the day, armed only with their introductory text books which they, of course, have not even opened yet.

Wiz-Nerds is a rules-light TTRPG that is perfectly designed for a one-shot, chaotic adventure. Each player is provided with a sheet of magical words with no explanation or translation. Through trial and error and different combinations of words, they might start to figure them out well enough to use them to their advantage and save the day. Or, as one player managed when we played, turn a fellow student inside-out and explode them...

The GM, naturally, knows what all the words do but will never explicitly tell the players. They will need to learn through the effects of their random spells. This game requires very little set up as, trust me, it will take players considerably longer to solve simple problems when they can't control their own powers. The game is a pleasure to GM and a riot to play.

I don't want to say too much about this game because it would be better if you just gave it a go! Michael Whelan has done an excellent job of creating a set of rules that make chaos inevitable. There is no way to get through the game without something melting, going on fire, or someone meeting their end in an explosive way. 

Blood Bowl Sevens, Games Workshop.

2 Players. 45-90 minutes.

How could I have a list of games for lil' goblins and not include a game that involves actual lil' goblins?

Blood Bowl is wargaming for those who don't wargame and it's sport for those who don't sport. As Games Workshop like to put it, it's Fantasy football (or hand-egg, if you're so inclined). Imagine a world in which the vast armies of orcs, dwarves, elves, and the like, lay down their arms (well... sort of) and take up blood sport to resolve their differences. The sport in question is styled like American Football but actually plays a bit more like rugby, if such a distinction matters to you.

Blood Bowl is a frankly chaotic game because of the sheer amount of chance involved. Almost every action your players take involves a dice roll, the consequences of which range from success, to failure, to failure so bad your player dies...

Aside from the sheer amount of customisation of your team that this game allows, it provides a fantastic environment for story telling. There is nothing more hilarious than having a player pass a ball an improbably distance, avoiding interception, executing a perfect catch, having the receiving player dodge through the grasp of the other team, push themselves to get to that end-zone, only to fail the final roll, slip over... and die from their injuries. Or, as a recent game played out, be within spitting distance of a touch down only to have players repeatedly fail to pick up the ball, leaving them all scrabbling around like idiots as the ball bounces around the pitch.

It's this kind of unpredictability that will have players recounting tales from the table for a weeks after a game.

Our list specifies Blood Bowl Sevens, rather than the full game, and there is an important distinction as to why we have chosen this. While the main game is awesome, Blood Bowl Sevens is designed to be a shorter and easier to digest experience, with only 7 players per side rather than the usual 11. It makes the rules slightly easier to learn and the games last closer to 1 hour than the 3+ hours needed for the full game. 

The way Games Workshop has built this into the fiction is through dressing Sevens up as more like the College Football leagues rather than the NFL. As such the players are underfunded, less well trained, and prone to far more significant injuries. These minor tweaks only serve to enhance the chaotic nature of the game whilst also making it more accessible to new players.

Don't want to invest in a whole team before trying the game? Find someone who already plays, I guarantee they will have multiple teams painted and ready to go.

Camel Up (2nd Edition), Steffen Bogen. Eggertspiele.

3-8 Players. 45 minutes.

What's more chaotic than a game where none of the players are actually controlling the pieces on the board? In Camel Up 2nd Edition players take the roles of pundits at a camel race, placing bets on camels in the hope of ending the game with the most money.

However, working out form and probability is nigh on impossible when the camels move at random speeds (sometimes not at all), hitch rides on each other's backs, or simple run the wrong way around the course carrying any hapless camels with them.

Races are separated into Legs, which each carry their own smaller bets and allow for players' fortunes to rise and fall throughout the game. Someone getting off to an early lead might lose everything when the camel they were betting on gets carried to the back of the pack by the pair of wild camels that run the wrong way round the track each race. 

This is an accessible game for almost the whole family (younger children might get a bit lost with the betting mechanics but will still enjoy making the dice roll out of the 3D plastic pyramid) and differs from the others on this list in that players are not actively participating in the chaos. Instead you can sit back, sip a mint julep, and enjoy the unfolding shambles.

Special Mention: Colt Express, Christophe Raimbault. Ludonaute.

2-6 Players. 45 minutes.

I can't in all good conscience have a list about chaos and not mention one of my favourite games of all time. Colt Express injects chaos into the game by taking your carefully thought out plans and filling them with more holes and a prospector's union suit!

For our full thoughts on this game, see our list 5 Board Games To Get You Started.

Is there a game that should have appeared on this list? What's your most chaotic table top tale you have (within the realms of the rules - no table flipping)? We'd love to hear what you think in the comments section below.

Review: It's a Wonderful Kingdom (Solo Mode) - Good Game, Bad Name

On an absolute spur-of-the-moment impulse buy I got my hands on "It's a Wonderful Kingdom" by OriGames (Designer: Frederic Guerard; Art: Anthony Wolff). I am always on the look out for games that accommodate solo-play and I was intrigued by the theme and found the box-art rather pleasing.

(We were actually in the shop to pick up Wingspan, which we are excited to try).