Showing posts with label Review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Review. Show all posts

Thursday, August 21, 2025

Review: Tribes of the Wind - Does anyone else smell Ghibli?

 

We recently got a chance to play Tribes of the Wind by Joachim Thome, published by La Boite De Jeu, at Canterbury Gaming Festival, and if you read our roundup of day 1 you'll know that we didn't get past the first turn before throwing in the towel.

Well, I got home and I found that I couldn't stop thinking about the game. The artwork, the pieces, the promise of a satisfying tile-laying, worker placement, strategy game with all the colour, charm, and theme of post-apocalyptic environmentalism, reminiscent of studio Ghibli's Nausicaa: Valley of the Wind (I mean, seriously, someone on the production of this game must have been a fan of that phenomenal film). Plus I was left with the feeling of disappointment at not having understood a game that had such a small instruction booklet for the amount of game that was in the box. 

All of these things left me wanted to take another run at the game. I said to a fellow Hand Limit Collective member that I really felt that given half an hour in a quiet, temperature controlled space, I would make sense of the rules (which didn't seem that complicated, it was definitely a skill issue on my part). Therefore, it was with great delight on Day 2 that I found a copy for sale at Board At Home's "pay what you roll" stand at the event. I rolled a D20 and came away with a copy for £16. I was so sure that I would like Tribes of the Wind if given another opportunity, I was happy to spend the money.

Sure enough, once I got it home and could sit and properly digest the rule book I almost felt foolish that it had bested me a couple of days before. The premise is simple, clear away pollution in order to lay forest tiles on your player map, rewilding the barren landscape, and then populate those tiles with people (known as Wind Riders) to construct villages. As soon as one player constructs their fifth village an additional round is played and the game ends.

Combining a bit of card drafting, a bit of worker placement, and a bit of set collecting, the game (for 2-5 players) plays very smoothly with straight forward actions available on each turn. Players must choose between playing an action card from their hand, placing a temple at the cost of three action cards, or building a village on a populated forest tile. The challenge is collecting sets of cards that allow you to play these action cards. Each card has a specific element associated with it and the requirements to play need certain sets of these elements to work. For example, in order to play a card that would allow you to clear pollution or place a forest tile, you may need one of every element in your hand, or for you to have more water element cards than both of your neighbours.

Victory points are earned in a variety of different ways. The most prominent is through completing objectives on village cards, which are earned whenever you construct a village. These will have specifications such as tiles in certain configurations or temples built in certain locations. Points are also scored for removing as much pollution as you can, and placing all your temples (you are limited to 4).

Working out the best order to play your cards adds a real puzzle element to an otherwise simple game, but it carries it off very well. There's very little downtime between turns and during that time you will find that you are focused on deciding what card to play next to maximise efficiency. While the game is primarily built around constructing villages on your own individual maps, there's a bit of player interaction when it comes to using your neighbour's cards to complete card requirements, and drawing new cards from the same marketplace. This gives scope for working together, or working against each other, depending on who you're playing with.

Despite the straightforward nature of the actions, there's a lot going on in this game that gives it a moderately crunchy feeling but it feels great when you manage to pull off the strategy you had planned. There are a lot of pieces to this game and it's satisfying to get to place them around your board. Generally the game has a very nice feel to it and the quality of the assets is clear.

The only downside we encountered was especially notable at the start of the game. It's very easy to be dealt a starting hand that cannot be used because you've not had a chance to build any sets yet. In this instance it's possible to spend three of the cards to build a temple. However, it does feel like it would be possible to be backed into a corner as only one temple can be placed per tile, and you only start with a single tile. This is frustrating early game, when it feels like your agency is taken away from you, but as the game progresses and sets of cards are accumulated, it becomes easier to fulfill the action card requirements.

In a recent review of Trickerion as part of our Canterbury Gaming Convention Day 2 roundup, I bemoaned the game's chaining of requirements, which made meeting a simple objective feel like a cumbersome task. To an extent this game operates in the same way. Players need to decide what they want to achieve and then slowly work backwards to plan out how they will get there. However, Tribes of the Wind manages to make it feel less clunky and there is more often than not a clear path from point A to B. I do feel that the estimated play time of 20 minutes per player to be a bit unrealistic. For a 3 player game we easily made it last 2 hours, though some allowance must be made for it being our first game.

Overall, Tribes of the Wind is a lovely game that offers an engrossing experience, boosted by some truly lovely artwork and a cohesive theme that works well with the mechanics at play. If you're a fan of worker placement games, then this is a must try.

Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Finally Played: Uno

Continuing our current series of big name games that remarkably I've never played, we return with the classic card game and cause of family arguments everywhere, Uno!

It seems everyone I talk to has played Uno at least once so it's strange that I've gone this long and have never picked up a deck. If I'm totally honest from what I picked up about the game second-hand, there wasn't much of a draw to play it. It seemed like a very basic game without much going for it.

When I told my eleven year old daughter that I had never played it, however, she wanted to put that right straight away. As luck would have it I was gifted a set of Pokemon Uno cards last Christmas so I got the deck out and asked her to teach me how to play.

I went into the game with an open mind but there was a part of me that was expecting to dislike it. Try as I might though, I couldn't bring myself to form a negative opinion about the game. This wasn't due to the game itself, which on the face of it was on the boring side, but instead was thanks to the way in which I was taught.

It was clear from the start that Uno is a very special game for my daughter and it was a privilege to be taught by someone who cared so deeply for the game. It is the first time that my daughter has taught me the rules to anything so it made me quite emotional as she carefully lead me through the different rules and what actions the different cards did. It is a game that she was clearly passionate about and this was infectious, I found myself really enjoying our game despite it being far more basic than what I usually like.

As she was teaching me, she spoke at length about how this game was important to her as during the Covid-19 pandemic, when she was being home-schooled, she would play it most evenings with her mother. This was a difficult time for her, as it was for everyone, being separated from her friends and the routine of the school day, so it was really touching to hear her talk about Uno as something that gave her joy. It was a little bit of routine to her day that kept some feeling of normality during a deeply troubling time.

We played board games as a family during the lockdown but Uno was something my daughter had with just her mother and it was clear to me as she taught me how to play what a special place the game held for her. She talked at length about the rules that she and her mother used, and how these differed from the rules that each of her step siblings played, and that her step father had a different set of rules still. We laughed that these home-brewed rules didn't help them win at all and talked about how she felt the rules she played with her mum are the correct ones.

Regardless of how I feel about the core game of Uno, it occurred to me that this was the perfect example of how games can bring us closer together and how they are sometimes worth more than the sum of their parts. I don't often like giving bad reviews. I prefer to give recommendations for games than go into the negatives. However, this experience gave me a better appreciation that all games, no matter the objective quality, have the power to improve our bonds with each other and strengthen our community. Uno is a popular game, and it must be so for a reason.

Is it a game I would play with just anyone? No, probably not. Will I play it with my daughter again? Almost certainly.

Thursday, July 24, 2025

Finally Played: Spirit Island

 Despite having been into table top gaming for a while now, there are a few games that always surprise people when say that I've never played them. These games are modern classics, staples of the table top scene, that almost any board game fan would usually have played early on in their gaming journey. 

In this new series, I am aiming to put that right and get as many of these games to the table as possible. Many are considered entry-level games for those new to the hobby, so will they stand up to someone coming at them from the other end of the spectrum?

Kicking off this series I sought out Spirit Island by R. Eric Reuss. While this isn't often considered a starter-game, it is widely regarded as a modern classic so it surprises me that I'd never had the opportunity to play it. 

Spirit Island, R. Eric Reuss - Greater Than Games

Spirit Island is a cooperative, anti-colonialist game. Players take the roles of the eponymous Spirits to defend the island from destructive colonisers and protect the indigenous population using their mystical powers. The spirits powers range from outright destruction to moving the enemy colonisers around the board, making them easier targets for other players. 

Each round consists of players levelling up their spirits, choosing actions, and then playing them out either before of after the colonists depending on the speed of the action. On the colonisers' turn they explore, build, and ravage different sections of the island, expanding their presence or spreading blight. The amount of blight dictates the overall health of the island and is difficult to remove. If too much blight is placed, the island becomes irreparably damaged, implying that even if you are successful in repelling the invaders, it comes at a cost.

Building on the narrative of the cost of removing the colonists, is the progression of the spirits themselves. As they level up they gain access to more and more powerful actions, which soon start to include negative effects as well. Yes, you can remove all the towns and cities from a space on the board, but you also must place a blight, or you destroy all the natives while you're at it. This helps establish a nuanced story in the course of play that really highlights the short and long term impacts of colonialism on native populations. Even if they are successful and manage to defend their island, it comes at a cost that they will be dealing with for years to come.
The game tells the story of invasion in a way that doesn't hold any punches. Players will start out feeling like the underdog defenders and it's easy to become overwhelmed by the sheer amount that is going on on the board. At the start of the game, the spirits are weak and ill-equipped to deal with the growing problem, but as they grow, more interesting and useful powers are unlocked. Through this progression players find their feet little by little and learn how they can work together to make the most out of their actions. The game is undeniably hard, but in an historical sense, it needs to be. It would be unfair on real-world indigenous populations if repelling colonisers was portrayed as something straight forward or easy. That being said, it did at times feel like the indigenous people, the Dahan, lacked agency and were a passive entity on the board, waiting for the spirits to deal with their problems. 

The game itself is a mixture of strategy, area control, and deck building, all of which are fairly well executed. There was also a satisfying crunchiness to the amount that was going on on the board. There's a lot of game here to sink your teeth into.

That being said, I found myself slightly underwhelmed with the game as a whole. The gameplay often felt a bit clunky and I found that as a new player I was getting frustrated at how difficult it was to take meaningful actions on my turn. There is definitely a high amount of strategy needed and there is very little luck involved. Personally, I like games to have a degree of chance to be truly engaging, and I think that Spirit Island is missing this. The only real element of the game that was left up to chance was which environments would be targeted by the colonisers, but as they were constantly all over the board anyway, it felt like everywhere was constantly under attack
The game generally has a nice art style, portrayed on the player's spirit boards and action cards, but I feel it is let down by the board itself, which looks fairly bland, even when covered with tokens and counters.

Overall, I can completely understand why this game is as popular as it is. There's plenty of scope for improving your skill and strategy on consecutive plays, learning how the game wants to be played. For me, however, the fantastic theme and mostly good artwork failed to stick the landing when it came to gameplay. I never felt like a mighty spirit of nature. More accurately, I felt a little lost and confused. Perhaps it was because we were all new players, but it didn't flow in a satisfying way and at times felt downright messy. I love the theme and would like to see more anti-colonial games, but I don't think Spirit Island is for me. It's possible that with more plays I would learn to love it, but I just don't know if there is enough there to draw me back in. Call it a skill issue, if you will, but the game failed to draw me in.

Regardless of my feelings, I am pleased to have finally managed to sit and play this game.

Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Review: Citadels - A scheming city builder


We don't tend to worry about release dates when we do our reviews but we may be pushing things a bit with Citadels by Bruno Faidutti, released 25 years ago next month. 

Despite it's age, Citadels stands up as a great experience. We played a game with 7 players (it can accommodate up to 8 with the Dark Cities expansion), and although it was a long game it was a lot of fun. There is plenty of opportunity to interact with other players but the option is also there to just focus on building your own city, without meddling in other people's.







In Citadels, players take turns to gather gold and use it to pay for the construction of new districts to their city from the cards in their hand. Which is an incredibly straightforward premise. There is, however, a small twist to this. Each round, players draft cards that dictate what role they will play during the round. Roles include characters such as the Assassin, the Bishop, the King, and the Warlord. Each role remains hidden but acts in a set order, starting with the Assassin and ending with the Warlord (in a 2-7 player game), and each has their own unique ability that can be used to the benefit of the player or the detriment of others.



 








For instance, the Assassin can assassinate one character each turn, removing their ability to take a turn in that round. The target is chosen by the role, not the player, so there is a bit of social deduction involved if there is a particular player on you want to remove from the round. The Bishop gains extra gold for each religious district in a player's city, the King always chooses their character first at the start of the next round, and the Warlord can pay to destroy districts in other player's cities.

 







These layers of card drafting, hidden role, and social deduction add a great depth to a game that otherwise might be overly simplistic and allow for a lot of underhanded tactics around the table. We played the game with a higher player number, which I feel helped the flow of the game as we had a player for every character, with the exception of one character card each round which is left face down in the middle of the table to complicate the social deduction element. There is the potential that with a smaller number of players, the game would feel less characterful (pardon the pun).









However, with the larger number of players the game did take some time to get through. The end of the game is brought about by the first player able to build 8 separate districts, which can take some time with characters like the Warlord and Assassin in play. Another criticism, though only a very light one, is that the assassin does have the potential to remove a lot of fun from the game if a player is unlucky enough to be targeted multiple times. This is somewhat mitigated by the targeting of the character, which is hidden, rather than the specific player.









All in all, Citadels offers a smooth gameplay experience with some good player interaction and relatively little downtime. It certainly isn't showing its age and will definitely be brought back to our table again soon. 



Saturday, July 12, 2025

Review: Book - They Came to Slay: The Queer Culture of D&D

"Queer nerds have always played at D&D tables and also worked in a professional capacity on and around the game."

So begins Thom James Carter's dive into the Queer Culture of Dungeons and Dragons.

Thom takes the role of Dungeon Master (DM) to take us through this brief history of D&D and the impact the game and queer culture have had on each other. It is a short read at just over 100 pages, but it is concise and contains some fascinating insights from queer D&D players and content creators. 

The book starts with a much needed potted history of Dungeons and Dragons, from it's inception by Dave Arneson and Gary Gygax, and Gygax and Don Kaye's creation of Tactical Studies Rules (TSR) in order to get its first iteration published, to the purchase of D&D by Wizards of the Coast, who retain ownership of the IP to this day. 

Thom moves on to take a look at D&D 5th Edition, commonly referred to as D&D 5e, and explores how the renewed accessibility of the streamlined rules made for an inclusive and nurturing space for players to explore things such as gender identity and sexuality. Thom focuses on the development of the game away from outdated concepts such as the strength penalty players would face if they chose to play as female. In the early editions it didn't matter what species or class you played as, if you chose to play as a female character you would automatically have a lower strength than male counterparts. This is not to mention the complete absence of the ability to play as non-binary or a-gender characters.

In 5e, Thom highlights, "the Player's Handbook and Basic Rules prompts the reader to acknowledge" that their characters can be queer. "The text asks the reader to interrogate who exactly they want their character to be".

Thom also draws on the inclusion of queer NPCs in official D&D texts such as The Curse of Strahd in making the case that the game in its current state is an inclusive and safe space for queer players and characters. 
"From a gameplay perspective, having queer NPCs can also help queer players feel more comfortable leaning into their queerness at the table - if there are others like them, even if they're NPCs played by the DM, they're no longer 'the only one'."

The character sheet alone, Thom asserts, can be a powerful, yet low-risk, tool in helping players explore queerness before any commitments are made in real life. Experimenting in such a way in the real world can be "outright dangerous or unpredictable in many places and spaces". Furthermore, Thom states that roleplay can provide players with a safeguarded way to dig deeper into who they are. He talks frequently about how the player can become the character, and in a similar fashion, the character can become the player. Through roleplay the lines between two people are blurred and it can increase our understanding of how it feels to be someone else. Perhaps someone we truly are or want to be.

Throughout the book, Thom writes in celebration of the queer joy that D&D, its content creators, and its homebrewers can bring to the world. His passion for the subject matter shines through and with it so does this joy. His writing is accessible and friendly, and the book hits all the right beats with impeccable pacing. The world could do with more writing of this quality about such an important topic. As Thom himself points out, "homophobia and transphobia are on the rise in the real world".

They Came to Slay does more than just extol the virtues of Dungeons & Dragons, however. Thom takes time to delve into the problematic elements of the official source material, new and old.

"We cannot talk about Dungeons & Dragons' incredible potential and myriad positives without talking about it in its entirety, warts and all... In any consideration of the queer culture of D&D, it's important to look at... how certain aspects of the official materials have been problematic for LGBTQIA+ D&D lovers".

Thom draws on examples such as the 1e (First Edition) "cursed" item, the "Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity" and the 5e adaptation of the "Tomb of Horrors", which both contain problematic themes of unconsensual gender/sex changes to characters (compounding the issue, gender and sex are used interchangeable in the core material).

This book is a must read for any fan of D&D, regardless of whether they are themselves a part of the LGBTQIA+ community. It is written with insight and passion, and manages to get into surprising depth within a very small page count. The use of interviews with queer content creators shows a strong level of research into the subject matter. I have now read this book twice and would happily read a longer book on the same subject.

Thursday, July 10, 2025

Review: Pandemic Fall of Rome - All roads lead somewhere

By now it's hard to find someone in the board game hobby that hasn't had some experience of the Pandemic series of games. Be it the original, Legacy, The Cure, or Contagion, it's likely board gamers will have come across the series in some capacity.

Pandemic: Fall of Rome by Z-Man Games, designed by Matt Leacock and Paolo Mori, uses this Pandemic system to create a game all about the sacking of Rome by the barbarian hordes. The marriage of theme and mechanics is a match made in heaven as it produces a smooth, tactics-based experience that will please beginner hobbyists and seasoned veterans alike.

As with Pandemic, Fall of Rome is a cooperative experience in which players take the roles of key positions from the Roman Empire, each with their own unique abilities, to stem the flow of Anglo-Saxons, Goths, Vandals, and Huns and find peace for the empire.
Each player's turn takes the format of 4 actions, chosen from a list of shared actions and their unique character's ability, such as march (move), sail, recruit legions to help defend and attack, and form alliances. Following this the active player draws two cards from the player deck. These cards consist of city cards (as with Pandemic), bonus actions, and the dreaded revolt. Revolt cards cause a revolution to break out in a specified city, air-dropping a battalion of barbarians often deep into Roman territory. After this, barbarian cards are drawn equal to the current invasion level and the hordes progress along preset lines, making their way to Rome. The revolt cards cause the barbarian discard pile to be reshuffled back on top of the deck, making it more likely that places recently attacked will be attacked again. Much like with Pandemic, when there are already three cubes representing a single barbarian nation on a city space, and another needs to be added, the barbarians sack the city and spread to all neighbouring areas. 

In order to win, players must either completely clear the map of barbarians, or make peace treaties with each of the attacking armies within the time it takes to reach the bottom of the player deck, or before any army manages to reach and sack Rome. This is no small feat and our first game ended in failure, though we came tantalizingly close. Close enough to make me want to play again!
The process of making peace treaties with the various hordes relies on assembling hands of city cards matching the colour of the army that you wish to make peace with. This sounds simple but the mechanic that controls the trading of cards so one player can assemble the correct hand is particularly difficult. As with Pandemic, cards can only be swapped between players when they are both in the city that matches the card being traded. On a substantial map, this takes a great deal of planning and cooperation and each of the barbarian hordes requires a different number of cards to appease them.

Naturally, forming a peace treaty does not stop the armies advancing on Rome. Only when you have made peace and/or defeated every single horde is the game won.

The application of the proven Pandemic system to a tactical warfare game feels incredibly natural and there is a nice balance of needing to react to events as they unfold, and making tactical plans. Even on the most basic difficulty there is a real sense of danger in the massing hordes of enemies that makes every turn feel like it counts. The board is always satisfyingly full of colourful cubes and small legion markers so you really feel like you are holding enemies off from all sides.

A particularly satisfying mechanic was that of recruiting legions and leading them to battle. In order to keep the enemy at bay it is essential to erect forts around the map and use these to recruit legions that will not only stand guard against the advancing armies, but can be lead to other locations to fight. The battle mechanic relies on rolling a number of dice depending on how many legions you have with you (up to three) and the results will either remove legions, barbarians, a mixture of both, or activate one of your character's special abilities (which aren't always good!). It's a basic system, but rolling dice and removing cubes remains a satisfying experience.

The only downside I can record is in the special ability of the Barbarian Queen character (I think this is the name of the character). This ability is tremendously useful but relies on peace treaties being made with the various hordes. This is a challenge to achieve so leaves the player with the Barbarian Queen unable to use their special ability for a significant portion of the game.

As with most cooperative games, the rules allow for a solo experience, where the player takes command of multiple roles in order to defend Rome.

Fall of Rome is a fun game that for me stands out among the other Pandemic titles as a fresh experience but with a familiar mechanic that reduces the learning curve and allows new players to get into the real meat of the game as quickly as possible. As cooperative games go, I rate this one very highly. There is plenty of space for joint tactics but also individual decision making. If you've played any other Pandemic game you will feel right at home with this one. Likewise, if you have never played Pandemic, maybe the theme isn't for you, this is a relatively easy game to learn.

Thursday, June 19, 2025

Review: The Fox In The Forest Duet - A fox took a stroll through the deep, dark wood

The Fox In The Forest: Duet by Foxtrot Games is a cooperative trick taking card game that sees players immersed in a fairy tale world, finding their way through a fantasy forest, and collecting gems along the way. 

Fans of the original The Fox In The Forest will recognise the core gameplay of playing cards to win, or lose, a trick. However, in this cooperative version the winner of the trick will advance a token along a forest board in one of two directions, and collecting any available gems on the adjacent location. Players have three rounds to try and collect all the gems without the forest path shrinking beyond four spaces, which happens should players ever stray too far in any one direction and at the end of each round. 

For those unfamiliar with trick taking games, players take it in turns to play cards, the highest value in the lead suit played wins the "trick". Player one will play any card, which indicates the lead suit and the value to beat, while player two must play a card from that lead suit if they have one, or another suit if they don't. The lead suit always trumps another suit played unless that other suit matches a "decree" card that is visible to all players. As in The Fox In The Forest, some cards also grant additional actions such as choosing the direction of travel on the forest board, or choosing to ignore a certain amount of movement allowance.

The Fox In The Forest: Duet creates a satisfying and challenging cooperative experience. Players cannot discuss tactics or what cards they have, so the challenge comes from the ability to work wordlessly with your partner to traverse the forest, choosing when to win and when to lose, to ensure that you never stray too far from the path. The gameplay feels smooth and while there is a satisfying amount of tension involved, it creates a calming atmosphere thanks to the lovely illustrations and theme. 

A big problem that I often have when it comes to more abstract games is the question of "why". In more thematic games this is less of a problem, there's usually some story line that sets up the intentions of the characters that the players control, but in The Fox In The Forest: Duet the purpose of the game feels clear.

For a price tag of around £15, the game is well worth the expense and offers plenty of replayability. When we first got it out of the box we played two games back to back (one win, one lose) and it left me wanting more. The addition of the forest path board and movement counter was a nice touch and helps the game stand out from the basic The Fox In The Forest.

Friday, May 30, 2025

Review: Molly House - Party Hard or Hardly Party

I recently had the opportunity to play Molly House by Jo Kelly, Cole Wehrle, and Ricky Royal and had a thoroughly brilliant time.

"It's 1723. You walk through the streets of London, hiding your inner-most desires from the Society of the Reformation of Manners as you head to Mother Clap's. This may look like a coffee shoppe but inside are back rooms where loud festivities, intimate gatherings, and a thriving queer community is growing."

Over the course of 5 weeks, which act as rounds, players take the roles of gender-defying mollies and work together to grow the joy of the community, whilst also competing to be the most joyous individual. There is a risk-reward aspect to this, however, as while throwing excellent parties helps move counters along the joy track, they also have the potential to increase the gossip spreading about each of the four Molly Houses on the game board. Too much gossip will bring evidence against the Houses which can result in them being closed down. Even worse, players with too much reputation at these Houses risk getting indictments, the punishments for which can either be a reduction in joy or death by hanging. In classic Wehrle style, more mechanics is better, and there is also a system by which you can choose to betray your own community for your own selfish gains.

A key part of the game is the throwing of parties, which involve players taking it in turns to play cards in an attempt to create a poker-like communal hand that dictates how successful the party is. These range from dances, to christenings (in the historical Molly House sense), and if the communal hand played is a complete dud, a "quiet gathering". These quiet gatherings are likely to lose you reputation but can also be handy ways of throwing the Society of the Reformation of Manners off the scent.

I am fairly new to Cole Wehrle games, having only played Root once before and relatively recently, but the game definitely had his signature mark of very in-depth rules and numerous different play styles available. However, I have been informed that the real brains behind the game was Jo Kelly, an LGBTQ+ board game designer from Bristol. 

The art style is very satisfying and each of the cards that players use to build hands, which can be played at parties or to increase their reputation at the different Molly Houses, contain lovely imagery and quotes from actual historical indictments of the individuals mentioned in the game. Everything about the experience shows that the core theme was a true passion project and it has been handled with great care. It was a great experience to play a historical-political game that doesn't revolve around global conflict and instead provided an insight into a key moment in LGBTQ+ history.

While I am a fan of a good crunchy experience, I did find that the multitude of different mechanics in Molly House was slightly overwhelming at the beginning of the game, and by the time the game ended (which admittedly was early because we accidentally got one of the Molly Houses raided twice - a game ending condition) I still only had the barest of grasps on how the game worked, let alone be able to properly strategise. In comparison with Root, which also has a steep learning curve, I would say it comes off slightly more complex and probably requires a couple of games before you can understand it well enough to truly play the game as intended.

Overall, it was a very fun experience and there was a lot of laughter and joy around the table as we played in the most chaotic way possible. I would love the opportunity to play this game again with a better understanding of how it all works.


Wednesday, May 28, 2025

Review: Wandering Towers - Dude, Where's My Wizard?

We first played Wandering Towers, from Capstone Games, in December 2024 at our local tabletop convention, and I instantly fell in love with it. It perfectly balances strategy and luck, while being quick to learn and relatively quick to play to offer a very smooth and well designed experience for 1 to 6 players.

The board itself is unique in that it comprises a circular ring that the players will move their wizards and towers around. The towers are lovely, 3D folded card models that look intriguing and are great fun to play with.

The central premise of Wandering Towers is that players are attempting to get all of their wizards into a tower named Ravenskeep and fill all of their potion bottles while doing so. As soon as one player satisfies both of these win conditions the game comes to an end. The way in which players move their wizards around the board is by playing action cards that either move their wizard meeples, or the towers they stand upon. When towers land on the same space they stack on top of each other in a very satisfying way. This stacking of towers not only allows players to steal mana from wizards and therefore fill potion bottles, but it also provides an additional difficulty and is becomes increasingly difficult to keep track of where all of your wizards are, in the classic "ball under a cup" style. Whenever a wizard finds their way to Ravenskeep, it moves around the board, creating an almost constantly moving target. This element of chaos keeps all players on their toes and never lets anyone get too comfortable with their strategy.

The gameplay is smooth with very little downtime. Each turn, players will play two action cards, or discard their entire hand and move a tower of their choice, clockwise around the board. As they begin to fill their potion bottles there is a risk-reward mechanic where these can be spent to cast spells that unlock further opportunities to move wizards and towers clockwise or anti-clockwise around the board. These spells are chosen at random at the start of the game from those available in the box, and the instructions indicate that the more spells you make available, the more strategic the game becomes. However, I would suggest that rather than strategy, these spells inject a satisfying amount of chaos as it becomes harder to predict what each player is able to do on their turn.

While the theme of the game is charming, the core mechanic and purpose is abstract enough that the theme never gets in the way if magic and wizards are not your thing. You could easily strip the wizarding theme from the game entirely and it wouldn't lose anything from the enjoyment. That being said, the artwork is charming and definitely draws the eye.

Since first playing it at the tabletop convention, I have since picked up a copy of the game and it has made it to the table a number of times and never fails to entertain. Designers Michael Kiesling and Wolfgang Kramer have delivered to us a real tabletop staple that deserves as much space as other modern classics.

Monday, May 19, 2025

Review: Deep Regrets - No regrets backing this

Fans of the video game Dredge will absolutely love Deep Regrets by Judson Cowan and published by Tettix Games. The game blends a little bit of dice placement and a little bit of push-your-luck to deliver a satisfyingly creepy fishing experience that sees players competing for the highest value haul of creatures by the end of the game. Not everything beneath the waves is as it seems, however. Borrowing heavily from Lovecraftian horror and Edmond Halley's hollow earth theory, Deep Regrets contains many "foul" creatures that will force players to gain regret cards, which pushes player's madness to higher levels. Although the player with the most regret at the end of the game will suffer a penalty, there are advantages in the number of dice you can use and even discounts at shops in port that come with losing yourself to the madness that spreads beneath the sea.

The artwork, also by Cowan, makes this game really stand out as something special. The sheer number of different creatures is reminiscent of the Wing/Wyrn/Finspan games and allows for a lot of replayability before you truly know everything that lurks beneath the briny depths. The quality of the game is mirrored in the quality of the assets and extra care has gone in to reducing the amount of plastic in the packaging. This was thanks to the efforts of Cowan who, following a hugely successful Kickstarter campaign, wanted to ensure there was no hypocrisy in designing a game about the ocean while also introducing more plastics into circulation.

Deep Regrets also comes with a satisfying solo experience that allows a player to take the role of a scientist completing a survey of the oceans and recording the many fair and foul creatures they dredge up. This solo mode hits a more relaxing tone than the main, multiplayer game, with less focus on the madness and regret mechanics, and no down-time in port. However, it stands alone well as an enjoyable experience and will guarantee that owners of the game will get more of their money's worth should they struggle to get a group together to play.

Thanks to the huge success the game received on Kickstarter, Cowan has since developed Shallow Regrets, now taking late pledges on Kickstarter, with Button Shy Games. Shallow Regrets is advertised as a pocket-sized game of Deep Regrets made up of only 18 cards and packed in a vinyl wallet for maximum portability. The Kickstarter page also promises a solo mode in which players will go up against fan-favourite character Frod to make the biggest catch. The popularity of Deep Regrets saw Shallow Regrets make its pledge goal well within the time limit.

Cowen has also announced that this summer will see a Kickstarter launch of Even Deeper Regrets, an expansion on the main game, that promises even more disturbing fishing, deeper madness, and a wealth of new regrettable decisions. This campaign will also allow backers to grab a copy of Deep Regrets if they have any regrets of not backing the game the first time around.

Overall, Deep Regrets is a satisfyingly meaty game to play when played with the maximum number of players, yet simple to pick up, and the theme is well executed. A must have for any fans of eldritch horror as a genre, and a fascination with the horrors that lurk beneath the waves.

Tuesday, October 8, 2024

Games on Location: Episode 1 - Fungi in the Woods


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There is a lot to be said for increasing the immersion when playing table top games, whether it be mood lighting or a themed play list, but have you ever wondered how far you could take the immersion? This was the thought behind this new series of posts where we will be playing Games On Location to answer the question: "Will it GOL?"

The Game


To kick off this series we set off into the woods to find some mushrooms and then play a game Fungi by Brent Povis, published by Pegasus Spiele.

Fungi is an enjoyable trick-taking card game in which players compete to harvest mushrooms and cook them in order to deliver the tastiest dishes by the end of the game. Mushrooms can be fried with extra ingredients such as butter or cider to increase the flavour points. (Though in real life we did draw the line at cooking anything with cider and butter that we found in the forest). The game is a favourite with us at Hand Limit and offers a perfect balance of luck and skill, while showcasing some very pretty artwork by Jarek Nocon, along with an information booklet on all the different mushrooms that can be harvested.

The Location

We decided that it would only be right to set up a game after finding some mushrooms and sure enough, 20 minutes into our walk we came across some stunning examples of Fly Agaric (Amanita Muscaria - according to the glossary), though I don't want to know what happened to whatever creature seemed to have taken a bite out of one of them!

Walking a bit further on we happened upon a clearing to lay out a picnic blanket and have a game. As luck would have it we situated ourselves just a few yards from a very cute example of Birch Bolete (Leccinum Scabrum).

The Play


We decided to lay the game out on the flattest part of the clearing with the help of a well worn picnic blanket and got down to setting it up. As mentioned above, Fungi is a card game, so we instantly ran into problems when the slightest breeze picked up and we had to spend the rest of the game diving for cards as the wind threatened to carry them away across the clearing. Plus there can be no denying the fact that playing a card game on a truly flat table top was far more convenient that the lumpy bumpy rug.


Despite this, we enjoyed an entire game without too much issue and there was something wonderful about experiencing the beautiful artwork surrounded by nature, with the sun and a flask of mocha warming us up.

The Verdict

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Overall playing Fungi outside was a lovely experience. There were difficulties that made it less comfortable than sitting around a table, and the lack of a truly flat surface did make more of a chore when it came to moving the cards around, but these were countered easily by the peaceful location. It must also be noted that we were very lucky with the weather as only minutes before the rain had been coming down hard.

Overall, I would say that Fungi does play well on location and I would recommend giving it a try!

Have you ever played a game in a thematically appropriate location? Perhaps you've played Taverns of Tiefenthal in a tavern, or Carcasonne in, well, Carcasonne. Do you have any recommendations for further Games On Location? If so, please leave a comment below, and perhaps we'll take your suggestion and run with it!

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Saturday, October 5, 2024

Review: Altered TCG - The new TCG on the block

The Trading Card Game market place has never been more crowded. Every year more and more try to make a name for themselves in the table top world, but is there still room for improvement? Are there still mechanics and gimmicks left to tap?

Altered TCG from Equinox released its first wave of cards and starter decks last month and is already making small waves in the table top community with some unique play aspects and digital synergy. But does it have what it takes to shoulder its way into the room full of big names like Magic: The Gathering, Pokemon, and the One Piece Card Game?


Fantasy with Fathoms


Altered takes place in a brand new, colourful fantasy world that blends modernity with historical myths and legends. The lore set out on the official website is already showing impressive depth with plenty of room for growth in future releases. The central premise is around a cataclysmic event known in game as the Confluence, a magical storm that merged the imaginary world and ours. A few communities managed to weather this storm and have laid the foundations of a new civilisation in a land known as Asgartha. Once peace and prosperity was secured, humanity has stepped up to venture beyond the frontiers. The six leading factions, one of whom you will choose to play as, each chose a hero and their companion to lead an expedition into the Tumult, a remnant of the Confluence that mutates everything in its wake.

I could go on, but I do recommend taking time to read into this origin story as it makes the game feel very much alive and relevant.

With talk of peace and prosperity, heroes and adventure, you would think that there isn't much call for players to be facing each other in combat, and you would be correct. Altered has chosen to move away from the traditional dueling nature of TCGs and instead centers its game play around the concept of a race to explore the Tumult and the weird happenings within. Of course, there's always some space for some underhanded tactics and sportsmanlike competition (fans of screwing over your competition would do well to start with the Yzmir deck). 


Fantasy with Feeling


There is already an emerging plethora of how-to-play videos up on YouTube so I won't go into full details of how the game works in this review (as a quick aside I will say that some of these videos make the game sound far more complicated that it is. I recommend the learn-by-playing approach with this one), so I will instead skip to my thoughts on the game itself. But in short, players use cards to support two different expeditions, with the aim of having them meet somewhere along the shared adventure track before their opponents'. Cards are played, discarded, reserved, played again, until eventually the surviving cards are compared in what could unfavourably be described as a Top Trumps stat-off.

Firstly, I would like to praise the artwork by Max Fiévé and Ting-Yun Yu. Whoever first described soccer as "the beautiful game" had never seen Altered and it shows. Each of the starter decks showcases a beautiful colour palette and pitch perfect theme. I guarantee that there will be a fair few beginners picking up the game just for the aesthetic alone of the Star Wars-esque Axiom, or the vibrant, punky Lyra decks.  Sadly the one major flaw to the artwork covering these cards is also the start of the next interesting point to make. Each card carries a fairly prominent QR code ("Kids love QR codes" - ed.) which does draw the eye away from the stunning craft put into their design.

These QR codes are the primary way that Altered is trying to slide into the marketplace. Each card printed contains a unique code that, when scanned using the app, creates a digital copy of the card, which only you own, thus creating a digital collection accessible at any time. This app-based collection allows players to build new decks, buy new cards, sell and trade with only a few clicks. Plus for a relatively small fee physical copies of all your scanned cards can be ordered directly from the factory in a language of your choice.


Fantasy with Farsight


Needless to say, this is huge. This is a massive step away from the traditional economy of TCGs which tend to rely on manufactured scarcity to inflate prices to sometimes ridiculous proportions. By creating a system that allows a player to order an infinite number of even the rarest cards, Equinox have stuck two fingers up at the "pay to win" mechanic too often seen on our table tops. By creating a system of openness in this way, players can take their minds away from the value of cards, or protecting them in bullet proof coating, and focus on the strategy of the game itself. Dropped your super-rare Robin Hood Ordis card into a bowl of soup? Not to worry. Provided you scanned it into your digital collection, you can order another with the click of a button.

Of course, this will no doubt enrage people who take pride in owning thair black lotuses and one rings, but to be honest, they have their space. Altered is here for those of us who want an ultra-inclusive experience.

Now on to the game play itself and a small disclaimer. I am relatively new to the TCG world. Though I have played table top games for many years, I've traditionally given TCGs a wide birth because of the economy of constant consumption and growth they seem to engender. However, recently I was persuaded to try Disney's Lorcana by Ravensburger and I haven't looked back. I am in possession of far too many cards and am thoroughly engrossed in how different colour combinations create wildly different play styles. Therefore, as I am relatively new to this aspect of table top, I cannot make many comparisons to existing game mechanics.

As a newbie, I have fallen quickly in love with the game play loop of Altered. I enjoy how quickly it encourages players to cycle through cards much like a deck-building game. The tactile element of drawing, playing, discarding, drawing, satisfies some deep part of my psyche that gets bored very quickly. On the face of it, reading of how the game takes place over numerous phases, named for times of day and night, and how within these phases each player takes an amount of turns based on what they are able to afford, it all makes the game sound needlessly complicated. However, after two rounds we found ourselves settling comfortably into the cycle and respecting the game's natural rhythm. 


Fantasy with Future


We have tried three different starter decks: Axiom, Lyra, and Yzmir. While in comparison to Lorcana it might feel like there is less option to create unique decks, as factions cannot be blended together, in actuality the factions behave so wildly different from each other I found myself feeling the character of each deck much faster that Lorcana, which I found took a few games to really understand how they wanted to be played.

We played a total of 4 games using the 3 different decks (I lost every time, but still enjoyed it... honest - ed.) and have already come to love how the Axiom deck thrives by swarming the field with robotic creatures, how the Yzimir deck is just plain cool and focuses on forcing its opponents to discard their hard-earned cards, how the Lyra deck throws caution to the wind and uses chance via dice rolling to encourage players to just "do it and be a legend". Each play style is entertaining and once the player gains a feel for how they should handle each deck, the experience becomes smooth and silk and ten times more enjoyable (more enjoyable than silk? - ed.).

The primary criticism I heave heard of Altered so far is that it doesn't do enough to make itself stand out in a very competitive field, and although I can see the game never quite meeting the lofty heights of MTG or Yu-Gi-Oh!, I believe it will create a strong and faithful fan base of people looking to move away from the some of the more impenetrable TCG characteristics.

I believe Altered is here to stay, and I look forward to seeing the game grow.

Friday, October 4, 2024

Review: Paper App Dungeon - A Pencil Mightier Than The Sword

Regular readers will know that I'm a fan of any board game that can provide a solo experience. These are perfect for when your social battery is low or if you've got some time on a lunch break and need something with just the right amount of crunch to keep your mind off work. As such, games that are designed as a solo experience entirely and also fit neatly into a pocket, tend to get me excited. So you can imagine the thrill I felt when I slipped and fell into my Friendly Local Gaming Store (FLGS) and discovered Paper App Dungeon by Tom Brinton, published by Lucky Duck Games.

Paper App Dungeons, or PAD if you will (because it's like a note pad...), is a solo experience that puts one in mind of classic PC desktop, time-filler games. It has a charming retro style, simple colour palette, and comes with a pencil designed to act in place of a D6 (P6), which truly makes this one of the most portable and space-friendly games I own, beaten only by Regicide.

The aim of the game is ingeniously simple. Roll the P6 (one of my few criticisms of the game is that P6 is unpleasant to say out loud) and move through the dungeon that number of spaces. Diagonal on odd numbers and orthogonally on even numbers. The only catch is that you cannot change direction until you have moved the full number of spaces or you collide with an obstacle. Retracing steps is discouraged but not technically against the rules. In this fashion you work your way through each layer of the dungeon, looting chests, fighting monsters, and regaining health. Every so often there are "shops" where you can trade hard-earned coin for boosts, extra health, and other useful items to use in the coming levels.

This is where I get to my first major criticism of the format. The pages in each note pad are unique due to random generation so no two dungeons will look the same. This is fantastic in one sense as it allows for a high replay value if you choose to purchase multiple pads (though it is a shame they are essentially single use unless you want to go through and erase all your pencil markings, which is entirely possible). However, I found on my first playthrough that there is no clear difficulty curve. Hard levels were just as common as easy ones.

When playing, you carry health and coins over to the next level, unless you are killed, in which case you tally a death on the tombstone at the end of the book, and start the next level with full health and no coin. Sadly, what this inevitably translated to was my character dying right before I found my way to every shop location so I never had any money to spend on fancy upgrades. This left me feeling like I didn't really get to experience everything the game had to offer.

This frustration was compounded by what I would consider my second criticism, the lack of player autonomy. Although the player can choose the direction of travel, the limitation of travelling diagonally or orthogonally based on the result, coupled with the often tight spaces and the encouragement not to retrace steps, in practice doesn't leave much choice for the player. To be favourable, this does help in what I would call the game's "smooth brain" appeal, but there is a lingering feeling at points of the game playing itself, which the player gets to watch.

These points aside, I would still recommend this game to anyone who has ever used minesweeper or pinball desktop games to pass a scant amount of time. Each level takes no more than 5 minutes to complete, unless you are very unlucky and get trapped in a small corner, constantly rolling the wrong numbers of pinging off walls, which is quite funny to watch really. Plus the premise is so straightforward, it's a very age-accessible game.

The game comes in at under £10 in most retailers and I would say it certainly gives that back in entertainment value.

As a final note I would like to admit that I don't really understand why it's called Paper App Dungeon (OK I understand the first and third words, just not the second), so if anyone can enlighten me, I would appreciate it.

Have you played the game? Am I being too harsh in my criticism? Let me know in the comments down below.

Thursday, July 27, 2023

Chaos is a (Snakes and) Ladder: 5 chaotic games for all you lil' goblins

A close up shot of a Blood Bowl pitch. A small goblin figurine stands beside a human in plate armour. The ball lies forgotten to one side.

Last year Oxford English Dictionary declared Goblin Mode as Word of the Year. This, on the face of it, was a joyous occasion for all the Lil' Goblins out there. Until the OED stated what their chosen definition of the phrase was:

Goblin Mode (Noun): The behaviour of someone who wants to feel comfortable and do and eat whatever they want, not caring about trying to be clean, healthy or attractive, or about pleasing or impressing other people.

As an honorary member of the Goblin Contingent of the Hand Limit board game group, I can only begin to describe the frustration of my goblin comrades at this unworthy definition. Sure goblins may occasionally shun hygiene standards, sure they might survive for days on a diet of cereal and gummy worms, and sure they might sometimes present themselves in a way that doesn't comply with society's standards of beauty, but this is all part of a wider shunning of societal expectations and pressures in favour of running wildly off into the woods to worship an interesting looking mushroom, or eat a loaf of bread right out of the bag. It is so much more than the desire for comfort!

Goblins are emerging from the desire for chaos to replace late-stage capitalism. We all have an inherent desire to rid ourselves of the shackles of oppressive standards and embrace the chaos of the natural world. 

So, for all you Lil' Goblins out there, here's 5 table top games that will help you embrace the chaos and unleash your inner goblin.

Happy Salmon, Ken Gruhl et al. Exploding Kittens

3-6 Players (3-12 with 2 sets). 2 minutes.

Two sets of Happy Salmon are arranged behind some of the playing cards. One pack is blue, the other is green. They are shaped like fish. The cards depict cartoon fish and list the actions needed for a player to discard the card.

When considering chaos, Happy Salmon is a force to be reckoned with. I find it hard to believe this was something that someone designed, rather than being discovered as a forgotten artefact of the big bang itself, forged from pure chaos.

It's a chaotic game, is what I'm getting at here.

This turn-less card game gives the simple objective of being the first one to rid yourself of all your cards, like Uno. Unlike Uno however, the only way to discard a card is to complete one of 5 possible actions that the cards show (pound it, high-five, switcheroo, or Happy Salmon), with someone else around the table who is also trying to complete the same action.

All players talk over each other with increasing volume and speed, arms flail wildly, cards are thrown aside, then someone slams the table to announce they've depleted their deck mere seconds before anyone else. This all happens within the space of about 30 seconds to a minute.

As party games go, it is the most adrenaline I have ever experienced from one deck of cards, and for a very reasonable price it is a must have to anyone looking for an energetic and age-accessible game. A single pack will allow up to 6 players but buying both colour variations can allow up to 12, though a game of that size may need to come with a health warning.

If you are lucky enough to get your hands on an original version of the game it comes in a neoprene, fish-shaped bag. It's worth the money.


Cheating Moth, Emely Brand & Lukas Brand. Drei Magier Spiel.

3-5 Players. 30 minutes.

A number of Cheating Moth cards lie in front of the box. The cards depict cartoon images of various insects and each holds a numerical value. The both is purple and has a cartoon moth on the front looking shifty.

What could be more chaotic than a game that encourages, neigh requires, cheating to win?

At it's base level, Cheating Moth is another simple card game in the vein of Uno. First person to rid themselves of all their cards wins. Players take it in turns to play numerical cards into a central pile that value one higher or lower than the last card played. There are also cards that trigger certain effects, like the spider card that allows a player to give one of their cards to another, or the mosquito that punishes the last player to slap it with more cards into their hand.

Oh and did I mention that it's totally fine if you want to just ditch cards beneath the table, up your sleeve, or maybe into a friend's packet of crisps?

Here we see the cheating of cheating moth. Within certain parameters, players are allowed to dispose of cards however they see fit provided they can get away without being seen by the "Guard Bug", a random player who may not cheat but must keep an eye out for players who are. If they successfully catch a player cheating, the cheater becomes the Guard Bug, until someone manages to spirit away their entire hand.

Cheating is essential. The eponymous Cheating Moth card may only be removed from your hand through cheating. It cannot be played legally. 

This is another incredibly simple game that is filled with chaos as cards are slipped into pot plants, spun across the room right beneath an unsuspecting Guard Bug's nose, or someone stands up at the end of the game to reveal quite how many cards they were hiding up their top.

When you realise quite how sleight your friends' sleight-of-hand can be, you'll find it hard to look at them the same way again!


Wiz-Nerds - TTRPG, Michael Whelan. Available on itch.io.

1+ Players, 1 GM. 2-3 Hours (chaos depending).

The title Wiz-Nerds appears in curly script. A number of yellow stars surround it and a wizard's hat sits to one side.

We've all been there. You've just joined a Wizarding School but within 30 minutes of your first day everything goes wrong. Maybe the school is invaded by goblins? Perhaps a time-hole has opened up in the third floor corridor and dinosaurs are getting all over everything? Or maybe something much better? However it plays out, it is up to the gang of plucky first-years to save the day, armed only with their introductory text books which they, of course, have not even opened yet.

Wiz-Nerds is a rules-light TTRPG that is perfectly designed for a one-shot, chaotic adventure. Each player is provided with a sheet of magical words with no explanation or translation. Through trial and error and different combinations of words, they might start to figure them out well enough to use them to their advantage and save the day. Or, as one player managed when we played, turn a fellow student inside-out and explode them...

The GM, naturally, knows what all the words do but will never explicitly tell the players. They will need to learn through the effects of their random spells. This game requires very little set up as, trust me, it will take players considerably longer to solve simple problems when they can't control their own powers. The game is a pleasure to GM and a riot to play.

I don't want to say too much about this game because it would be better if you just gave it a go! Michael Whelan has done an excellent job of creating a set of rules that make chaos inevitable. There is no way to get through the game without something melting, going on fire, or someone meeting their end in an explosive way. 

Blood Bowl Sevens, Games Workshop.

2 Players. 45-90 minutes.

A close up picture of a blood bowl pitch. A scrum of human and orc figurines sit stand to one side. A few other stragglers stand to the right of the image. The ball is forgotten on the ground.


How could I have a list of games for lil' goblins and not include a game that involves actual lil' goblins?

Blood Bowl is wargaming for those who don't wargame and it's sport for those who don't sport. As Games Workshop like to put it, it's Fantasy football (or hand-egg, if you're so inclined). Imagine a world in which the vast armies of orcs, dwarves, elves, and the like, lay down their arms (well... sort of) and take up blood sport to resolve their differences. The sport in question is styled like American Football but actually plays a bit more like rugby, if such a distinction matters to you.

Blood Bowl is a frankly chaotic game because of the sheer amount of chance involved. Almost every action your players take involves a dice roll, the consequences of which range from success, to failure, to failure so bad your player dies...

Aside from the sheer amount of customisation of your team that this game allows, it provides a fantastic environment for story telling. There is nothing more hilarious than having a player pass a ball an improbably distance, avoiding interception, executing a perfect catch, having the receiving player dodge through the grasp of the other team, push themselves to get to that end-zone, only to fail the final roll, slip over... and die from their injuries. Or, as a recent game played out, be within spitting distance of a touch down only to have players repeatedly fail to pick up the ball, leaving them all scrabbling around like idiots as the ball bounces around the pitch.

It's this kind of unpredictability that will have players recounting tales from the table for a weeks after a game.

Our list specifies Blood Bowl Sevens, rather than the full game, and there is an important distinction as to why we have chosen this. While the main game is awesome, Blood Bowl Sevens is designed to be a shorter and easier to digest experience, with only 7 players per side rather than the usual 11. It makes the rules slightly easier to learn and the games last closer to 1 hour than the 3+ hours needed for the full game. 

The way Games Workshop has built this into the fiction is through dressing Sevens up as more like the College Football leagues rather than the NFL. As such the players are underfunded, less well trained, and prone to far more significant injuries. These minor tweaks only serve to enhance the chaotic nature of the game whilst also making it more accessible to new players.

Don't want to invest in a whole team before trying the game? Find someone who already plays, I guarantee they will have multiple teams painted and ready to go.

Camel Up (2nd Edition), Steffen Bogen. Eggertspiele.

3-8 Players. 45 minutes.

The front cover of the Camel Up 2nd edition box. A number of wacky looking cartoon camels run in front of a pyramid. At the top of the page are portraits of three of the playable characters. It is reminiscent of an old film poster.

What's more chaotic than a game where none of the players are actually controlling the pieces on the board? In Camel Up 2nd Edition players take the roles of pundits at a camel race, placing bets on camels in the hope of ending the game with the most money.

However, working out form and probability is nigh on impossible when the camels move at random speeds (sometimes not at all), hitch rides on each other's backs, or simple run the wrong way around the course carrying any hapless camels with them.

Races are separated into Legs, which each carry their own smaller bets and allow for players' fortunes to rise and fall throughout the game. Someone getting off to an early lead might lose everything when the camel they were betting on gets carried to the back of the pack by the pair of wild camels that run the wrong way round the track each race. 

A close up shot of the Camel Up board. A plastic pyramid sits on a board decorated to look like a track. A number of brightly coloured camel tokens sit in various spaces on the track. Some of them are stacked on top of each other.

This is an accessible game for almost the whole family (younger children might get a bit lost with the betting mechanics but will still enjoy making the dice roll out of the 3D plastic pyramid) and differs from the others on this list in that players are not actively participating in the chaos. Instead you can sit back, sip a mint julep, and enjoy the unfolding shambles.


Special Mention: Colt Express, Christophe Raimbault. Ludonaute.

2-6 Players. 45 minutes.

The front cover of the Colt Express box. A steam train moves to the foreground as bandits climb over the rooves of the carriages. One bandit is riding beside the train on a horse. The words Colt Express at the top of the image are riddled with bullet holes.

I can't in all good conscience have a list about chaos and not mention one of my favourite games of all time. Colt Express injects chaos into the game by taking your carefully thought out plans and filling them with more holes and a prospector's union suit!

For our full thoughts on this game, see our list 5 Board Games To Get You Started.


Is there a game that should have appeared on this list? What's your most chaotic table top tale you have (within the realms of the rules - no table flipping)? We'd love to hear what you think in the comments section below.

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